marauders70s:

starlinginthesky:

roaringstream:

lunalovegoodjunior:

hermionemollypeggypond:

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

Aaand that was Ron

Harry, at 4:00am: GUYS SHUT UP!!!! 

Hermione: I just thought you ought to know.

Ron: Yeah. Know that you’re only alive because the Dark Lord was a twat waffle. G’night!

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hippiee:

Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.

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saladsaladnovski:

head-in-the-bubbles:

haroldhutchinsofficial:

regret.mp4

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

invader zim filmed this

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accio-shitpost:

casting dame maggie smith as mcgonagall was the best casting choice ever made in the entire history of cinema

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everydayconman:
“ hollowedskin:
“ fatsexybitch:
“ coffeeandstring:
“ verbalvomits:
“ I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
”
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
”
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
”
you just kind of…...

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

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detourtoyournewlife:

catsofinstagram:

From @myfosterkittens: “Have you ever seen a blind cat play fetch? Now you have! Meet Wally! He’s my foster kitty who was found living in a tree next to a busy road. He was born blind and suffering from a severe infection. He’s now healthy and happy and was recently adopted!” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2iJQ0J6 ]

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swarnpert:

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

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cruvcio:

Potter has done too much for me for me to ever want to shit all over it. I’m never going to say: ‘Don’t ask me questions about that’. I remember reading an interview with Robert Smith from The Cure. Somebody said to him: ‘Why do you still wear all that makeup, don’t you feel a bit past it?’ And he said: ‘There are still 14-year-olds coming to see The Cure for the first time, dressed like that. I’d never want to make them feel silly.’ It’s a similar thing with Potter. People are still discovering those books and films. It would be awful for them to find out the people involved had turned their backs on it. Though sometimes, people do come up and say ‘I loved you in The Woman in Black,’ which is really sweet. That’s them knowing that it matters to me that I’ve done other stuff.

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Q
Who are u supporting in the world cup
Anonymous
A

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Ireland to win, Bulgaria to get the snitch


ronyweasled:

I’m looking right at the other half of me. (◠‿◠✿)

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